Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges towards his office. It ain't fun being the CEO of an ogreempire. He's got tons of paperwork to tackle, meetings with demanding investors, and the constant threat of donkey shenanigans. To top it all off, he's gotta wrestle the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just staying in his swamp with a good bowl of s
Crushed My Way to a Full-Time Job
Well, it all started since I was just a regular ogre trying to survive in my swamp. I never thought I'd end up with/at/holding a full-time job, let alone one that involves/involving/requiring magical creatures. But here I am, proving that even an ogre like me can find success. Honestly/Believe it or not/You won't believe this, it all boils down to
Shrek: Corporate Slave (Full Time Swamp Duty) and
This ain't no fairy tale, folks. Shrek's stuck in a soul-crushing job at the swamp corp. His boss, Lord Farquaad, is a tyrannical ogre who demands he rake leaves, churn potions, and do backbreaking work for minimum wage. Shrek's dreaming of escape, but with mandatory overtime and zero breaks, it seems like a lifetime away. His tried to quit, but