Crushed My Way to a Full-Time Job

Well, it all started since I was just a regular ogre trying to survive in my swamp. I never thought I'd end up with/at/holding a full-time job, let alone one that involves/involving/requiring magical creatures. But here I am, proving that even an ogre like me can find success. Honestly/Believe it or not/You won't believe this, it all boils down to

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Shrek: Corporate Slave (Full Time Swamp Duty) and

This ain't no fairy tale, folks. Shrek's stuck in a soul-crushing job at the swamp corp. His boss, Lord Farquaad, is a tyrannical ogre who demands he rake leaves, churn potions, and do backbreaking work for minimum wage. Shrek's dreaming of escape, but with mandatory overtime and zero breaks, it seems like a lifetime away. His tried to quit, but

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